Stolen From: mr-dewittt
Heh. I haven't stolen from you from some time. Saw this and thought I'd might as well do it.
[ ] You are male.
[ ] You would prefer being male.
[X] You don't wear makeup.
[ ] You love sports.
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE.
[/] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard, etc.
[ ] You enjoy UFC fighting.
[X] You wanted to be a policeman/firefighter/soldier/ninja as a child.
[X] You like action anime/movies/games/comic books.
[ ] You like violent music. [???? what is violent music lmao??]
[X] You don't care how you smell.
[X] You look up to male role models.
[X] You can relate to guy logic.
[/] You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc.
[X] You like baggy clothes.
[/] You love memes.
[X] You like big dogs.
[X] Fedoras are cool.
[ ] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works.
[/] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[X] You sit with your legs apart.
[ ] You don't understand women.
[/] You rarely cry in front of people.
[/] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.
[X] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc.
[X] You hold doors for women/disabled.
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.
[ ] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
[X] You are female.
[/] You would prefer being female.
[/] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc.
[X] You wish you were thinner. [Doesn't anyone?]
[X] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. [Kingdom Hearts... I like the music soundtrack the best though.]
[ ] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, etc.
[ ] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc.
[X] You wanted to be a princess/dancer/pop star/model/celebrity as a child. [A dancer...]
[X] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
[/] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. [It depends...]
[X] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing down around you.
[ ] You look up to female role models.
[/] You can relate to other women.
[ ] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, ect.
[/] You like cute clothes. [Once in a blue moon.]
[ ] You love a nicely laced corset.
[ ] You love to dye your hair.
[X] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything.
[ ] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches.
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children.
[/] You cross your legs and have good posture. [I cross my legs sometimes.]
[ ] The male brain is a mystery.
[/] You don't mind letting your feelings out.
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet. [I used to...]
[/] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her fucking eyes out with your bare hands.
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.
[ ] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles.
[X] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over.
[X] You love cute little animals.
[X] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed.
It would seem I am close mixer of both... Heh.